Going poop so hard that my butt falls off and I die

when my unemployed ass watching a movie on illegal website then suddenly i win an iphone and a hot older woman invites me over

don't care didn't ask plus you play a male human paladin

How do I tell every person I’ve ever met that i need this? :3

How it feels to chew 5 gum

I’m not ashamed to say that I have gorgeous breasts and lost my mind years ago

me tryna include all my interests in one account

I literally cannot see that monkey get hurt by another adult monkey while clutching his little stuffed toy I am going to kill jyself

Don't you DARE compare Punch to Moo Deng. Punch came from the MUD. He was ABANDONED, and all the other monkeys HATE him. Moo Deng was a fat pampered slob. Don't ever compare my GOAT to that fat little bitch.

probably the wrong climate to post this but #throwback

I’m lowkey suicidal but I’m listening to bad bunny so idgaf abt that right now

white people be like this song was on tony hawk's pro skater

the girls that get it, get it 💅

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽