I feel like every time I look in the mirror, I see new freckles that appear on my face out of nowhere.

i need 3 vacations and 4 work trips in the next 6 months. watch me do it

a word

Don’t compare your fruit. We are all in different seasons. Some are reaping harvests and some are sowing seeds. Tend to your own garden and trust nature’s cycles.

You deadass don’t know if it’s Ques, Black Israelites, or 1199 SEIU until they start talking

seeee and they was acting like we was crazy for believe that… same with them two they said was brothers! JUST LYING

ppl not knowing jeremy allen white from shameless is rlly messing with my head bc carmy is just lip with a culinary arts degree

praying for everyone in this hurricanes path 🙏🏽

YESS MA’AM !!

being a gemini rising, mercury and mars is exhausting so i agree

my dad got me the entire box set when i was younger which is super clutch BUT i agree, the lack of platforms where we can stream it is insane

Constantly am inspired by old versions of myself. That bitchh was crazy, but she was also iconic.

Let’s discuss! What’s up with NYC and our sewers, flooding, and more? I’ll start with our sewer system, then explain a bit more about NYC’s historic geography and topography. Lemme see if I can do this in 12 tweets or less lmao 🧵

hocus pocus bitch abra mfn cadabra

i am SCREAMING 😭😭😭

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being a double cheeked up cutie patootie with a heart of gold is crazy but alas here we are

not only was this not an accident, why tf is everyone else laughing ? what’s funny?!

you bitches don’t laugh enough that’s the problem just angry 😭

umm i miss summer.. just for the weather