realising I didn’t secure a boyfriend between Lockdown 1 and Lockdown 2

miserable with a dash of hand sanitiser coursing through my veins ❤️

them: what’ve you been up to? me: oh all sorts all sorts:

December next week?? Time flies when your life is falling apart in a pandemic

Youre sad? Heres some people trying to sell mirrors

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

I’m beating this. I promise. #fuckcancer

"are u ok?" no i want to leave the country and start a new life

Another one is I was in a taxi alone and the man wouldn’t let me get out until I played Rock Paper Scissors, if I won I could leave, if he won I had to kiss him, I convinced him to let me out but the fact girls can’t even get a lift without being harassed is absolutely disgusting

Not me seeing grown ass men tweet about having ‘options’ 🥴🥴🥴 lord take my eyesight back ion want it

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"why'd you unfollow me?" because you disturb my peace, baby