you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.

me: but what if i invest all that time into teaching you how to cook only for you to break up with me, and then later another woman gets to reap all the benefits of my thankless hard work? what life skills are you giving to ME? my bf: mariokart.

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after a litany of tone-deaf opinions by a certain novelist, the whole op-ed NYT section, & the Atlantic that are more obsessed with culture wars than genocide, we finally have a piece that's smart and clear-eyed about the student movement. newyorker.com/news/essay/the…

went a little too crazy on my 21st birthday (i had most of one beer)

i had a dream last night that anderson cooper revealed that both biden and trump were secretly on ozempic and that it was predicted they would BOTH lose the election because of it

if i have three daughters ill name them mirena, kyleena, and liletta. and if i have a son ill call him paraguard.

sigh

Can the C in the Cheesecake Factory logo please back the fuck off

[charli xcx but she’s dracula] do you vant to guess the color of my underveaar! bleh!🧛‍♂️

📍Sarah Lawrence College, NY TAKE A BUILDING CHALLENGE UNDERWAY: An autonomous group of students have started a Gaza Solidarity Occupation in Westlands calling on the college to DISCLOSE their financial investments & DIVEST FROM DEATH. 🔥 Show out to South Lawn today to support!

CUNY Law students have taken over the adminstrative floor of their building, declaring it “Fatima’s Floor” after Fatima Bernawi, the Nigerian-Palestinian freedom fighter and the first female political prisoner held in an Israeli jail. CUNY Law SJP CUNY4Palestine CUNY Dispatch

rip heimerdinger 💔

“🎶 hello very nice to meet you, I want to know about de-greenifying operationnn 🎶” “🎶 I see I see I seeeeeee 🎶”

I’m the worlds fakest eagles fan today I can’t even spell philadollfeeya I just want justice