trimming my bush with these

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me:

249 years ago today, Miley Cyrus created the United States Of America just so she could party. (July 4, 1776).

Girl you ain’t Britney Spears I’m not reading all that.

And how can we stop her?

It’s not clocking to you that he was part of most people’s childhood 😭

stop pouring into cups that leave yours empty.

I’m honestly disgusted and disappointed with the Shrek 5 trailer. What a giant fucking let down. I have a question👆🏻 WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? This should not be a piece of the Shrek series. It’s truly so fucking awful.

Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in

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“man I wish I had today off” me on my days off:

please tell me yall was on twitter when the wayfair gate was happening

dated her for YEARS, has a tattoo of her eyes right in the middle of his chest and literally has a child with her but doesn’t know “if he was ever in love” with her???? alexa play manchild by sabrina carpenter

Had the neighbor guy come over and do all the things I asked my ex to do. He did it no questions asked. THATS HOW THAT SHIT IS SUPPOSED TO GO.

No cuz I wanna know what was the reason for Hippies not making the set list at okee? flipturn what did we ever do but love you?