I feel very strongly that this is one of the funniest things ever written

Just caught myself laughing along with Dan and Phil

Since I was a child I dreamed of having an apartment in The Streets of Old Milwaukee which is a fake city in the Milwaukee Public Museum.

4 LYFERRR Mista GG

Was excited that Taco Bell brought back the 7 layer burrito so I got one and it sucked

Connor got me in the divorce but I’ll be damned Troye Sivan you make some good music.

I LOVE AJ LEE #Wrestlepalooza

“Who even voted for Andy?” #DWTS

Phil Lester post that video I’m shaking like a chihuahua.

Gay and dating Dan and phil reading articles about dan and Phil being gay and dating

How it feels watching dan talk about golden pig the way he does

4.1 million views name 5 pieces of personal information that Dan revealed on his public website when he was 12

Burst into tears but no 10 for Elaine? #DWTS

Just completed Barbenheimer 2 (Hamnet and Five Nights at Freddy’s 2)

“I would like to search for my friend easily by username on this app,” I say. “You may not,” says Goodreads, Fetch Rewards, and Spotify, in unison.

Still seeing tweets about the summer I turned pretty

Goodnight six goodnight seven…

My drag name is Angel Numbers

should i get a pc binder or yall fw the 2022 hall of shame

NMIXX sings “Blue Valentine” Live for the Wish Bus USA