Most likely both. "ND Stevenson: "Hellfire" still stuck in my head. "Choose me or your pyre" is a pretty good pickup line."

I trust only my beard. Even my hair is treacherous.

If there isn't any law I can have you killed for breaking I'll make one up. I took the precaution of burning my legal advisors.

Little known fact: I was resurrected a few years into the usurper's reign. Two weeks later I tripped on my beard, and well...

Third time's the charm, or so they say. I won't be dejected so easily.

Save the trees - burn a traitor.

The sweetest rose will smell all the sweeter after I light it up. As will you.

Smells like bacon.

Dragons are overrated anyway. I had fifteen cats. Not fireproof, though.

Chaos is a party. A grill party.

Let us all hold hands and sing "We Shall Overcome". I will hum the melody if you supply the screams of anguish.

#WesterosSoundtrack The Mad King youtu.be/F21aifX0lZY Aerys II Targaryen

The peasants are cold and hungry, you say? Then throw them a grill party! That should lighten up the mood.

And yes, by that I mean set fire to a street or two and let them roast. What else?

Anyone who claims to have better hair than I may speak now. The torch I hold is just for show. Brings out my highlights.

#naturalbeauty #nopotions

LET MY KINGDOM BURN. MY SPIRIT SHALL RISE FROM THE ASHES IN THE SHAPE OF A DRAGON AND... burn it all again, I guess, for good measure.

Some truth, at last. Doesn't mean I won't roast you "@RavenOnTheWall: #FF The best and greatest King Westeros has ever known; Aerys II Targaryen"

It's a king's duty to invest the Crown's money in reliable resorces of great long-term value. Like a million pots of wildfire.

There are many things wrong with Westeros, but first and foremost: where is the musical adaption of my reign?