AYE, OUI OUI, MON AMI, JE M'APPELLE LAFAYETTE THE LANCELOT OF THE REVOLUTIONARY SET I CAME FROM AFAR JUST TO SAY BONSOIR TELL THE KING CASSE-TOI WHO'S THE BEST? C'EST MOI

the snl writer’s room when the fly landed on pence’s head

clearly he didn’t stop at the dq connected to the pilot gas station

Getting a new president is one thing but have you ever been hyped about getting a new Secretary of Education

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Man this so dope!!!

grogu when the kids are mean at the jedi academy

Me: *picks at a scab* My blood cells who just spent hours building it:

I think he did it, but I just can’t prove it

The champs stay champs! Your Gamecocks win their sixth SEC Championship in seven years!!! 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

First GOLD of these #Tokyo2020 Games for the Gamecocks! First ever GOLD in 3x3 Basketball! Congrats Allisha Gray

I didn’t know it was possible to love you anymore Bojangles but here we are.

THIS!!!! THIS!!!!! LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The clock winds down. We did it. We’ve just won the national championship. And you got a weird rash from standing in the tcoop pool. Life is good.