if u know who Emmett Till is retweet this (trying to prove a point)

why trump wanna be in asap mob so bad

Charlie wanted all the smoke 😂

being an adult is a little bit out of my price range right now

i can tell aquarius season is rapidly approaching because my innate self-loathing, urge to ghost everyone, completely reinvent myself, start 500 new creative projects in 10 different mediums and cry about the human condition is off the charts.

Proof that the friendships made at Rentes will last a lifetime

When she got on baby blue you know there’s shit about to go down #thebachelor

There truly are no words to describe how fucking dumb these people are.

it’s been years since I’ve tweeted... but I gave my bf a proper fade haircut... and that’s enough reason to come out of a tweeting freeze during this quarantine bc that’s all that I’ve accomplished...

Happy Father’s Day!

If we're gonna elect another celebrity can it at least be Ashton Kutcher or something like he's done more to help people than all the candidates combined and he's hot

When Jhene said ‘I used to think I was introverted because I really liked being alone but it turns out that I just like my peace, and I am very extroverted around people who bring me peace.’ I FELT THAT IN MY CHEST.

Me trying to make something in the kitchen but hearing WILL YOU QUIT YAPPING from across the room. #Debates2020

No thank you to where it all began???? (Training Camp at then-Bryant College in the summer of 2000, of course...)

She’s a 10 but she always has an upset tummy