my ass will b getting 8

you know it’s about to be a bomb ass sleep when you say fuck the charger

Quickest 6 years of my life I swear

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then do what i want

Imagine this being your role model

old people be like “no elbows on the table it’s rude” then say something racist

after 1 kiss i be wanting 10 more

I sleep butt ass naked with my phone on silent, you know ion care about SHIT

They definitely cut Huda’s scene with Ace because all the boys and girls agreeing that it was crazy is CRAZY

coworker said he stopped taking adderall because he gets the same effect from keeping his water bottle on a wireless charging pad

men will date a cool girl then be jealous that she’s cooler than him lol

invisible string theory is so real

Be as picky as you want because marrying late never killed a woman but marrying the wrong man did.

There is alwaysssssssssss better. A better environment, a better career, better relationships, better friends, better everything. Never settle.