Violet will never find what I'm hiding. She doesn't have a clue.

Guess who's awake at 5 am? Nobody will even know I wasn't home.

I might've had a drink or two.. or three.

That was literally ages ago. How DARE you post that?!

Actually... Not the puppet. But I bet I'd look dope in glasses. Not in yours though. You're blind as hell.

Oh really? Was it your puppet who asked?

//I wish Maddie had a friend. That would be something else for a change.

//You and me both.

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It's my birthday. One year closer to death.

That moment when you find out the legal drinking age in Acapulco.

Not her planning her next prank on her sister.

Don't what? Got no idea what you're on about. Probably a hormones thing.

You can't have your eyes everywhere.