Just to be clear....we're all team Jason Kelce right? That kids lucky to still have teeth.

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

Me texting Kamala back on Wednesday: “OMG sorry JUST saw these. Do you still need thirty dollars?”

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

Just a gentle reminder to everyone to try not to vote for any felons today ❤️🇺🇸💙

I think today is the day we all collectively need Elmo to check in on us....

Not to start political drama on the timeline but why is the queen of another government voting in our election????

Take the goalposts to the lake students be legends

Imagine a giant man breaks in to your vacation home in the middle of the night and calls your cousin fat. What a wild opening for our guy, Hagrid 😂

Yes we're all surprised Spencer and Heidi, are the internet darlings this month, but even more so Im SHOCKED that they're still married...*Alexa...play Ill Do It by Heidi Montag

I know these are serious times, and my minor grievances are not important...but the hispanic grocery store is closed because they were doing ICE raids today and now I have to eat shitty tortillas. I am furious. Big tortillas strikess again.

This halftime is the best thing to happen to Kendrick Lamar and the worst thing to happen to anyone who has to explain what’s going on right now to their parents. #SuperBowl

I have done a minimal amount of drugs in my life, but I seriously doubt any of them hit as hard as that first sip of a McDonalds Diet Coke after a long day! (I cant boycott everything guys) lol

I think we might be too focused on T. Swifts necklace maybe being a facist icon, and not enough on the fact that it’s just kind of ugly. But that’s just me.

Iowa State is just delivering an almighty ass beating right now

DOWN GOES NO. 1 ‼️ Iowa State beats Purdue by 23 points, tied for the worst home loss EVER by an AP No. 1 team 😳

Thank you 🤭

Here's the Jimmy Rogers .... uh .... inspirational speech.

STILL OUR STATE! #Cyclones | #C5C

Kid Rock makes music for guys who are only allowed to see their children every other weekend, but don’t.