Madison Short (@madisonbernabe) 's Twitter Profile
Madison Short

@madisonbernabe

chocolate milk and lord of the rings enthusiast.

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calendar_today20-12-2009 16:07:21

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Imagine a giant man breaks in to your vacation home in the middle of the night and calls your cousin fat. What a wild opening for our guy, Hagrid 😂

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Yes we're all surprised Spencer and Heidi, are the internet darlings this month, but even more so Im SHOCKED that they're still married...*Alexa...play Ill Do It by Heidi Montag

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I know these are serious times, and my minor grievances are not important...but the hispanic grocery store is closed because they were doing ICE raids today and now I have to eat shitty tortillas. I am furious. Big tortillas strikess again.

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This halftime is the best thing to happen to Kendrick Lamar and the worst thing to happen to anyone who has to explain what’s going on right now to their parents. #SuperBowl

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I have done a minimal amount of drugs in my life, but I seriously doubt any of them hit as hard as that first sip of a McDonalds Diet Coke after a long day! (I cant boycott everything guys) lol

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I think we might be too focused on T. Swifts necklace maybe being a facist icon, and not enough on the fact that it’s just kind of ugly. But that’s just me.