Well, John, we thank you.

Boston is focused on Cam Schlittler...don't forget Ben Rice hates you too

You can’t experience love from the sidelines. Get your head in the game on May 13.

Talking about songwriting > Talking about anything else. Thank you Joe Coscarelli and @nytmag. I had the (NY) Time of my life 😎 📷: Stefan Ruiz 🎥: Joshua Charow  nytimes.com/taylorswift

april showers (i cried all month) brings may flowers (i’m a new bitch)

using AI

yet another good book interrupted by the shackles of employment

It’s officially May and it’s time for me to have a hot girl summer (attend baseball games)

🚨🚨🚨 Taylor Swift announced NOTHING.

“but nothing’s quite enough when i know that to get it i begged”

“male loneliness epidemic” ohhh you mean the male consequence epidemic

Gas prices are at crazy levels-fire TRUMP!!

love us

Y’all mind if an ogre speaks a little español tonight?

Yankees game stays on during sex

Try 3 days without Ben Rice

it was revealed to me in an instagram follow suggestion