muhammad ali: float like a butterfly jellyfish: done muhammad ali: sting like a bee jellyfish: i am nailing this

I’d sell my soul to watch an hour montage of me and my buddies funniest moments.

they made Sam & Cat when they should’ve made Spencer & Gibby

Only person that calls me everyday and check up on me😞🤌🏼

Twilight (2008)

“It’s a 2 days trip” Me:

my brain literally does not retain information

HAPPY 19TH ︎sam papagna ❀!🥳i can’t thank you enough for banging on the walls to wake me up, being my going out buddy, going to starbucks w/ me in snow storms, being psycho w/ me, being the best roomie, and for all the unforgettable memories! i hope you have the best day ever!!💜💜

me an hour late to work like “sorry there was traffic”

me: i have errands to run the errands:

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas. As a parent, my heart is broken seeing these faces and their ages. My condolences to their families during this difficult time 🙏🏻 Xavier Lopez, 10. He was a 4th grader at Robb Elementary.

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