The real flex is training your boundaries to be stronger than your soft heart. Be kind, be discerning – do no harm, take no shit.

stop and look at the blossoms

take the dang photos. 1. ham&swisscheeseplease 2. down the hatch 3. we survived heart 6 4. ansel

Ya’ll can get so feisty and nasty with your anti-religion. Exert your energy somewhere else because it’s embarrassing.

“You laugh a lot” thanks I’m nervous.

They don’t believe in astrology but they sure as hell will text you 9 years later saying, “I had a dream about you.”

There needs to be a song written about how much teenagers scare the hell out of me

Life is TOO SHORT to worry about being TOO MUCH. If you make others uncomfortable, let them make their way out of your life.

sorry I’m late, I got distracted trying to identify a bird.

plainly stating “I’m confused” or “I’m a little bit confused” is the quickest way to show me how lazy your critical thinking is. If I have to unconfuse you I will not be nice about it.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

Oh, I’m the villain in your story? What an honor.