how do The Wiggles refer to themselves when they’re alone? I’m a Wiggle? #thewiggles but #singularwiggle?!! someone must have an answer to this right?

ate a cliff bar for dinner — AMA

up late playing that classic Chicago winter guessing game, Intruder or Icicle?

time is a pancake

Me, thinking a single walk outside has cured my seasonal depression:

Losing nose goes in a group chat: 👉👃 👉👃 👉👃 👉👃 👉👃 👉👃 Shit.

A year in and I still haven’t quite mastered avoiding mask induced glasses fog.

Celebrate Chicago's birthday by telling #ChicagosMayor to do better on investing in social services as opposed to a billion dollar military police budget

How to balance Chicago’s budget: A. Tax millionaires B. Defund the Police C. Enforce speeding tickets for people going 6mph over the speed limit #ChicagosMayor : Definitely C! Chicago : That is incorrect. (Cmon 💡 🦶, this is ridiculous...)

the next app that shows me a red bubble notification that turns out to be an ad to upgrade to ‘premium’ or whatever, is getting deleted. (LinkedIn, I’m looking at you)

hey what was that one podcast you told me to listen to that one time?

Star Trek Next Generation : the captain of a spaceship constantly messes with alien civilizations despite a prime directive to NOT do that. Annnd an emotionless android saves the day in every episode.

Truly hope “raisins” becomes a thing! An amazing alternative for referring to guardians of kids. Includes all family structures and is so cute.

Pretty sure me and Captain Jean-Luc Picard are technically in a common law marriage at this point #nextgenerationSeason7 #roommates

One time @IssaRae said networking ain't about getting connected to people above you. It's about connecting with people on your level and rising together. That STUCK with me.

niche audience for this tweet but: Treasure Planet’s main character Jim Hawkins—is trans right?? Maybe I’m just projecting but go listen to “I’m Still Here” aka “Jim’s Theme” and tell me that’s not the ballad of a #transman

As an industry veteran story dev pro, screenwriter and EP, my best advice for #writers breaking in is to know "The 3Cs" that make you good in a room/on a zoom. You're not just pitching your story, you're pitching yourself as a collaborator. 💎🧵 Script Pipeline ScreenCraft

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