Do you even love your kids if you don’t terrify them

The storyboard/narrative producers of this #BachelorInParadise season were really on top of their game #bacheloreinparadise

Lion tf up rn

Split screen streaming the Saints game and Bachelor in Paradise on my Apple Watch tonight somehow while I’m at a reception for work. Bad timing all around.

BIG NUTZ LUTZ LETS GO

WILL MOTHEREFFING LUTZ LADIES AND GENTLEMAN

I just bought a pair of shoes strictly because they made me feel like Kourtney Kardashian

😭😭😭😭😭

My adrenaline is completely cancelling out the melatonin I already took #SaintsSunday

The Saints are the epitome of a championship football team. No matter who they lose, they respond. No Brees? No problem. No Kamara? No problem. Based on the players they’ve lost, and their resume of wins, they are the best team in football. It’s not open for argument.

DESERVED!!!! LION UP!!!!

Go Southern University Geaux LSU Football Go Southeastern LA Univ Go Nicholls State University Good luck to all the teams playing Saturday!

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I’m seaux sad

Small Varsity Hip Hop Final Results: 1 - Peters Township High School 2 - Academy of the Holy Angels 3 - St Thomas Aquinas High School

This is the only tweet I’ve found that says what my problem with the whole thing was! I can’t listen to any of these girls speak!! I did not understand wtf Madi was ACTUALLY trying to say in any of her conversations!!!!!

accurate

I just heard “Wipe me down” and got a word! This man said “I pull up at the club VIP, GAS TANK ON E, but all dranks on ME”, meaning even in the midst of HIS OWN struggle (My God) he was willing to be a blessing to others! Look at your neighbor and say “Wipe me down”.