me adding “but idk” after giving advice in case it fails

“thank god it’s the weekend” me Saturday and Sunday:

I just wanna

me staring at the moon while i’m driving about to crash

realizing i spoke too much & i wasn’t mysterious like i planned

Happy birthday to the world’s greatest mom!

if i was a wizard, this would be my wand

me after saying that i can’t go out because i’m “busy”

me after i said i would start saving money

“wtf was i about to google?”

“We are best friends, Frog,” said Toad. “You and me, we're together like cookies and milk.”

VOTE TRUMP. No matter what state you live in, do NOT vote for me. Let's get President Trump back in the White House and me to Washington so we can Make America Healthy Again, end the forever wars, and protect our civil liberties. 🇺🇸

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Let’s go, America!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

So to recap. Donald Trump is endorsed by… - RFK Jr. - Tulsi Gabbard - Elon Musk - Joe Rogan - Tucker Carlson - Hulk Hogan - Dr. Phil - Buzz Aldrin And Kamala is endorsed by… - The Diddy List Choose wisely, America

Don’t fucking talk to him like that

Not going to lie… with everything going on, I’m feeling the pull to go to church and give my life to Jesus.