Stale tortilla chip

Sending wyd via carrier pigeon

Men growing a mustache is like when women cut bangs

I think the flavor of a bay leaf is actually a placebo effect

Watching bridgerton season four and need to bring back rake as an insult

Waking up esrly on Bad Bunny half-time Superbowl Sunday to attend Spanish language Catholic mass in Zohran Mamdani’s Nueva Yoooooork

Just woke up from one of those dreams that sets you back like 4 months in therapy

sorry my phone was in rice

curling is like if a swiffer was a sport

I can’t believe the U.S. men’s ice hockey team sacrificed New Jersey for the gold

it has ALWAYS been political & YES it is that deep

Sad Anymore—03202026

im not from america im from new jersey

Who the fuck is nancy

I’m irish pucker up bitch

accidentally ate prosciutto today and as a lifelong vegetarian not only did my stomach hurt for three hours but i also wanted to die

My guess is a third taylor lautner