man of the house (firstborn daughter)

Oh shit I just got this message

how am i going to enrich the taste of this beautiful baked potato the illustrious stick of butter:

me watching the stock market collapse but also kind of thinking about what’s for lunch

a religious person skipping church ? call that a

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

that’s why the walk back from the beach feels so heavy. you’re not just carrying the cooler & umbrella & chairs….you’re carrying The Score, as kept by The Body

i stg this is worse than a breakup

EVERYONE GET WOKE

WOKE IS BACK OMFG

Fuck Stephen Miller, Fuck Kristi Noem, Fuck JD Vance and fucking fuck any democrat who doesn’t do everything possible to put an end to this renegade domestic terrorist group called ICE!

benson boone watching sombr come out in a sparkly suit and jumping off of something

Sombr on the screen immediately cut to Benson Boone was like seeing Luigi and Waluigi

8 years ago today, Kacey Musgraves released ‘Space Cowboy’ and ‘Butterflies.’

She can reach ME but I can’t ever get HER was so him being Carrie though

OMGGGG NOT TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET WEARING A BALLERINA OUTFIT AT THE OSCARS FOLLOWING THE BACKLASH HE RECEIVED IN A RECENT INTERVIEW BECAUSE OF HIS CONTROVERSIAL TAKE ABOUT BALLET AND OPERA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭