every movie is my favorite movie, i don’t have a single thought in my brain, five stars for everyone.

Ok but journalists are here complaining that they went to school for multiple years to only be writing trash gossip buzzfeed articles but I’m asking HOW can I write reviews of greys anatomy, Harry styles updates, etc. and get paid

Not me crying whenever Cristina yang is mentioned post her grey-xit

Me, watching U.S. Women's National Soccer Team game, constantly refreshing Glennon Doyle ‘s Twitter

Can't stop. Won't stop. Tom Daley is a knitting/crocheting MACHINE.

Just called a bookstore to see if they had any job openings. Oh to be Kathleen kelly

Where are my greys people. Alex and jo?? NOOOOOOOO

I wasn’t gonna change my last name but my husband’s last name is Reese so maybe I should cause that’s one more step closer to Reese Witherspoon hmmmm

I think my dream side hustle would be thrifting furniture and re-selling it how do I do this does anyone know. Should I just go for it. I have no resources or space or knowledge

taking a break from Twitter. we'll see how long it lasts. but to the four accounts that sometimes like my tweets, I love you, and I'm rooting for you always.

Did anyone else have to make a separate Instagram so they could freak out with their various Harry styles friend groups but also not annoy ever other person you know

Alright. Came back to Twitter for a brief Harry Styles. moment. Deleting again. Find me feeling sad bc no more two years of waiting for a Harry concert.

I would like to publicly thank my husband for making me watch the Marvel movies when we were dating

It’s the prancing for me

Well I’m back because Harry

I'd like to brag that my husband could care less about college football and basketball. The draft this weekend? Nah, we were watching Big Little Lies together and going on evening walks.

Does the Hamptons private chef Meredith have any insight—did he spit or not ?