2016: Will America vote for a female president? 2022: Should women have healthcare?

I think we as a society have overdone it on the little misses

My very perfect Twitter algorithm has me constantly hooting and hollering and I just want to thank you all for that

The cake flipping trend is really hurtful to me because why would you ever waste a morsel of cake

Jay-Z: Can I record a verse for your album? Beyoncé: #Renaissance

I shouldn't be allowed to drive when Church Girl is on

Must be the cash cause it ain't your face

Wasn’t it so fun when you were having a sleepover with your friend growing up and didn’t want the fun to end so you asked/convinced your parents to let you sleep over another night?!? The exhilaration!!!!

I have a special power where whenever I start loving/buying an item at the grocery store, they discontinue it

when people write memoirs it’s like how did you remember all of that

Men will literally get together and just name movies they’ve seen…

there are two styles available for women right now and they are milkmaid and 90s rave slut

Your school year doesn’t count unless you hold up a chalkboard like a mug shot and mother posts on facebook

"We're excited to join the metaverse!" -- company that has invested $0 in updating its website since 2012

All the girlies are erasing their eyebrows

Migos songs bumping out of every car in Crown Heights rn😥

Checking Twitter all week about the fall of Twitter and Meta is really meta

I think I'd like to go to Living+ now thanks