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Madeline May

@madeline_may22

Raising roofs, dropping jaws | insta/ Tik Tok: @_madmay | Traveler |

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I had a full on dream that Taylor Swift needed my help blow drying her hair for a night of her tour, but no matter how hard I dried it it was still wet even though she had severe female balding

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Hoda Kotb asked the 14yo national spelling bee champ what he does for fun when he isn’t spending *10 HOURS A DAY* studying. His response was “play cello.”

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Had the best wrong number call today🥹 Bob: Well I’m just giving you a call back since you called me. Me: hmm.. I don’t think I did? Bob: oh well I’m retired. I was just doing laundry. Me: okay well I’ll call you if I need you Bob: alright this is Bob Hawkins if I call again

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Asked my European friends what we should do in Turkey and they said -Get hair plugs -Get new teeth -Buy a fake Rolex -Get scrubbed by an old lady in a bath I was thinking the Hagia Sophia would be nice

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Just heard the tragic rumor (??) that BIBIBOP Asian Grill is no longer going to make their coconut milk pudding. If this is true, please at least release the recipe or I will simply die without it😭

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Where does our makeup go on airplanes?? I board with a full face, exit with only remnants. 45 minute flight, 10 hour flight- doesn’t matter.