this whole moment funny ash

Someone send me money so I can get a tattoo I’m going thru it rn

plan b inside the uterus

1. wait i’m the rookie? but my features and my shows 10 times ya pay. 2. 50K FOR A VERSE NO ALBUM OUTTTTT!!!!

I should seriously not have laughed as hard as I did at this

Depression doesn’t really feel like sadness to me. It feels like exhaustion, irritability, no motivation, no desire. It’s worse than just being sad.

She left 2 years ago, and her dog at first does not recognize her, watch her reaction later

* shows J a pic of a guy* “See your body is nice but.... you’re not white sooooooo” lmaoooo okay Jennifer Swain🍯

Crack love is the strongest love I’m convinced

i’m suppose to be someone’s wife

That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"

Wash your hands like you’re 19 and trying to get the X that a bouncer wrote on your hand in Sharpie completely scrubbed off

Quarantine has me wanting my ex back...or it’s the 4 glasses of wine I’ve had before noon... either way... help

Breonna Taylor’s name is no longer trending and the police that murdered her are still free. If you see this please reply/quote/tweet on your own. ARREST BRETT HANKISON, JONATHAN MATTINGLY & MYLES COSGROVE FOR THE MURDER OF #BREONNATAYLOR

If my husband doesn’t get invested in our children’s sports like Buzz in feel the beat we are getting divorced

I hate when I get emotionally invested in a tv character and I know they are being set up and in trouble and all I can do is yell at the tv like a psycho