The Uk listening to Boris like

You have to leave the park if you recognise someone when you go there??

Someone phone the fucking police

Eddie Hearn Hodder & Stoughton (no longer active) 📖 Synopsis

Happy Father’s Day to this dad x.com/JustALaugh_/st…

let’s be honest, ‘ultraviolet’ from Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging was and still is a bop

Are straight people ok

This was the UK chart 11 years ago Today

baby pandas have one purpose and that is Chaos

im very heavy on that “you could’ve just told me that from the start”

male birth control is free and its called saying poggers out loud

we are approaching the time of year. when humans look back. and think about. what they could have done better. not me though. i was perfect

Me singing both parts to American boy

“Your password is weak” you should see my will to live pal

there is no reason your phone should flash when you get a text