Chris Simmons (@madeinrotherham) 's Twitter Profile
Chris Simmons

@madeinrotherham

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calendar_today01-03-2009 19:22:16

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BABY FARTBOY - Solana (@baby_fartboy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Jimmy Carr just reframed life like a glitchy video game we’re all stuck in: “I don’t think simulation theory is true… but if we ARE in one, I’ve definitely got a cheat code.” Then he drops the real bomb: Forget beating everyone else. The only scoreboard that matters is you

Sam Jones (@mrsamjones88) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When a parent passes away you really realise how fragile life is and 99 per cent of the worries you have in your life aren’t worth worrying about. One life one opportunity enjoy it while your here. Everything else is bullshit !

The Extreme Football Enthusiast (@extremefootbal4) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Those nights when “just one more game” turned into 3 a.m. and you still couldn’t stop. Championship Manager 97/98 was a different level of addiction.

Those nights when “just one more game” turned into 3 a.m. and you still couldn’t stop. Championship Manager 97/98 was a different level of addiction.
LukaDonTrades77🏋🏼‍♂️📈 (@edgaralandough) 's Twitter Profile Photo

you only get: 1 summer with them as a baby 3 as a toddler 5 as a child 3 as a preteen 6 as a teen so let them run barefoot, turn on the sprinkler, cut up the watermelon, chase fireflies under fading golden skies because the summers of sticky hands, sun tired kids, and slow