“You bald headed demon..” is still one of the best line deliveries in the MCU😂

Imma always repost these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

all is well once i hit my blunt

heavy on don’t kno how to get bck there LMAO

i love being high af, i be feeling so good man😭

Crying over a man when you turn heads everywhere you go is CRAZY. Girl, get the fück up 🗣️🗣️🗣️

you ever been left tf alone?

I prefer smoking as my method of escapism because drinking makes me feel like a suicidal russian father of 4 who’s three months behind on the mortgage

It was 6pm. A client told me: "I got a date in an hour" "What should I do?" I sent him 8 questions to ask her. Later that night, He told me she's at his place. Here are the questions:

the blunt hit different when you dont gotta pass it

Dear Santa, • At least 6'1 • opens the door • goes out of his way to make me happy • plan dates & buy me flowers without asking (bare minimum) • emotionally intelligent • obsessed with me • can't breathe without me • provider, rich & soft spoken

Imma always retweet these cause I know someone that was in some shit n she got away cause of a video like this she saw on Twitter

This is how you can survive if you're buried alive.

hey so this is crazy and everyone should know

bitch dis my world, fuck yu

smoking weed when you're a beautiful girl must feel so good like damn i'm so fuckin high and beautiful

unfortunately nothings nonchalant abt me i will set you on fire

i could literally be in love with you but you'd think i hatę you. i'm very reserved when it comes to my feelings. i hatę being emotional it makes me cringe but i love when people express their love for me 😭 idk i think i'm broken.