Swimming kids are the theatre kids of sports kids

hey (with the intention of asking if your dad is divorced)

👀 New mural is being done in Pittsburgh, PA.

The most haunting thing I’ve ever seen is Utah being called the 801

“what if i flop?” “oh but my darling, what if you slay?”

girl drop the crystals and pick up a glock. let him feel ur energy fr

A real man calls himself king in a birthday letter to his girlfriend

Man wearing a suit in front of me at this airport McDonald’s just ordered a Big Mac and a whole milk. we’re all making mistakes here but jesus christ

Was out for a swim at crescent beach my bad

You come to me on the day of I’m feeling a little annoyed and you ask me to respond to your email from 5 days ago