i would like to speak to the manager

My sister was asked to send in a picture of herself for her cross country team... these are the two finalists. Rt for sunglass, like for upside down

if u can't be their first choice then don't be an option at all. know ur worth

Not a single lie was told.

last night i accidentally got so high i forgot what pringles are called

Nobody: Nobody at all: Me: What tf was i about to do...

My son just told me, "dad, you really know to tuck a motherfucker in." Being a parent is hard but moments like these make it all worthwhile...

Yes ! Men do deserve to get gift as well for Valentine’s Day,but the gift have to be less expensive then the girls gift . Soo if he buys you flowers you buy him grass.

“you got this. you can work 5 days. you can do this for the rest of your life until you die.”

me an hour late to work like “sorry there was traffic”