thinking about what the internet was like when justin bieber uploaded that first cover. youtube was three years old. twitter was two. instagram didn’t exist yet. tiktok wouldn’t exist for another decade. there were no “creators.” there was no creator economy. there was no

hang it in the louvre

Me on the family computer in 2010 typing “Justin Bieber shirtless” into the search bar

I’m on my 17th year of service defending Justin Bieber respect your troops!!

how it feels being violently high in public

WE ARE SO BACK GUYS

watching reality tv is deeper and more anthropological when i do it

i am overtired and hysterical crying i need everyone to stop

Talked shit about Ciara to the New York Times but let’s save Amanda from any scrutiny for her being trifling. This the race shit they were talking about on the show. One is protected because she’s viewed as fragile while the other has to “be strong” and “will be okay”.

i know he said “aaaaand send” out loud

When men refuse to give women leg hair or armpit hair in survival movies but they add a 10 minute graphic rape scene for "realism"

“I just wanna go home” bitch you haven’t BEEN home since your husband died??? 😭😭😭

tomorrow filming for ‘the summer I turned pretty’ movie starts so let’s throw it back to one of the best edits ever created by miss Isabel Conklin herself

reading this tweet feels like falling down a flight of stairs

when i’m peeing and realize i’m drunk

kyle is like princess diana to me

you just had to be there