you want me to see a play? the thing that killed abraham lincoln?

“if your man is also your best friend, tap in 🤍” I will put a curse on you and your entire family that will wreak havoc on your future generations.

Jesus is a Capricorn.

motion sickness is so embarrassing. like oh no the car is moving why don’t i throw up about it

gorgeous gorgeous girls are also sleepy sleepy girls. gorgeous gorgeous girls are always laying down for a nap.

“No use crying over spilled milk” I’ll cry anytime for any reason

I feel like a hamster on a wheel.

my favorite internet cat died i need to go on a mental health sabbatical

Walking down the street with the intention to make and maintain eye contact with anyone open to receive it… scary and energizing

Re: Romeo

Found this cool rock on a hike today so I brought it home

i'm sorry but jamie lee curtis holding a dog on stage during the in memoriam for betty white right after will smith punched chris rock is a 30 rock sketch

The only coleslaw I like is from Canes. What does this say about me?

jane austen is timeless because the line “i’m 27 years old, i’ve no money and no prospects. i’m already a burden to my parents and i’m frightened” is as relevant today as when she published pride and prejudice in 1813 😭

Heartstopper, making me sob hysterically. Balancing joy and the reality for a lot of queer youth. It’s use of cliche also gets me.. I love a good cliche when it’s truthfully done.

women: i'm entering my villain era their villain era: speaking up for their their wants and needs

I’ve got 2 tickets to HSLOT tonight in the 100s section I’m looking to sell !! Lmk! #hslot #chicagoHSLOT

Random thing I always gripe about is how “chai tea” and “naan bread” are perfectly reasonable and non-redundant phrases and anyone who corrects you is just doing it as a cheap shot to feel smart