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Happy Earth Day. 🌎 Now quit littering, ya dummies

Prince William cheated Princess Diana in heaven:

i think it’s creepy we all remember as children randomly waking up at 3 am to george lopez...... what battle was he preparing us for

who wore it better? #MPATUO

i really think storming area 51 is a bad idea, i saw a movie about it once and one child drowned in a chocolate river and another swelled up and turned blue

Me getting irritated over the smallest things when I’m in a bad mood

Dear Iran, Here’s a map so you know where to attack

“Chivalry is dead” explain this then.