there is literally nothing more refreshing than a vodka cran 😌

can Khloé be the next bachelorette @TheBachelorTV

Can fake Russian porn stars stop sending me instagram messages asking me how I am? I’m fucking awful, leave me alone

I wonder what all the IG models are doing today on their off day

students should not have to share their trauma for professors to be understanding

Birmingham is arguably Alabama’s only redeeming quality

This is really fucked up and hard to watch… how can they just walk by him??? 😢

proctorU is a freakin joke

what is joe biden’s plan to stop bathing suit companies from selling tops and bottoms separate for $70 each

GOOD EVENING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT the woman at my co-op who complained to the board about me and my toddler using sidewalk chalk in the courtyard. So I wrote her a little letter. In sidewalk chalk. In the courtyard.

all my problems as an adult stems from my math teacher handing me my tests like this

how do we twitter now?