The writers of Barbie are out here wildin

CONFIRMED: There will be a new In-N-Out Burger in Keizer. A representative at a city council meeting last night said, “Oregon is considered a new market for In-N-Out. Only two restaurants, Grants Pass and Medford, have been open to date. The City of Keizer will be the third.”

Somebody please tell me why this works so well

*Gets in Uber* My brain- Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Don't say it Me - “so how long have you been Ubering for?”

This what y’all pay tithes for?

my top spotify songs from 2018: 1. boomerang - jojo siwa 2. hold the drama - jojo siwa 3. bartender - t-pain 4. high top shoes - jojo siwa 5. every girl’s a super girl - jojo siwa

1. did you attend a college with squirrels on campus 2. did people assert that your school’s squirrels were, in some way, different from most squirrels

My dog's name is Cesare. I call him: Chez Chezzy Chezerito Chezerito Burrito Chesterson Mayfield III Chestercorn Wallace Boo Boos Boosifer Baba Baba-booty Ringbar

If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls

ur mcm gets a quesadilla at chipotle

I fear him

Honeydew melon getting ready to ruin another fruit salad x.com/itsjcerm/statu…

Looks like he’s about to say something Italian