i don’t like hot dogs…unless they’re wrapped in aluminum foil

be loyal behind my back, that’s the realist shit you can do

Auburn went through Harsin’s phone while he was in the shower, couldn’t find enough dirt, and asked what they were doing for Valentine’s Day when he walked back in.

i would die for chocolate covered strawberries right now

my toxic trait is wanting a new car every two years

No one is ever too busy, you're just not important enough.

learned a lot when i stepped back and quit reaching out

In case you haven’t heard where we’re going.

i need a mans simply bc i refuse to go get my tires rotated and my oil changed

everyday i see why i stay to myself & limit who i talk to.

if there’s one thing about me… imma get my feelings hurt

Randomly walking to my car and found this TALENTED young lady and this is what happened… 👀❤️

You send me a surprise alarm ima send you a surprise foot up your ass

This is what I mean when i say “Fck out my face”

i’m mad ppl even know him

Going.