There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit

Best part of 2025 was Kamala Harris not becoming our president.

This is fun.

Trump could literally cure cancer and many of you would still fuckin complain about it.

every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you

Couldn't be me, I don't drive my car at cops

“But she had children and a family!!” Yeah, Charlie Kirk did too and you laughed.

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

Completely unacceptable that ICE took custody of a 5-year-old child abandoned by his illegal alien father in the freezing Minneapolis winter. The responsible thing would have been to give the child a map with directions to the nearest Somali learing center.

Sorry guys, we saw your reaction when Charlie Kirk got murdered. We don’t care.

Rest in Peace Eric Dane 🕊️🤍 (1972-2026)

I didnt prepare myself well enough for the death of an actor from the show I watch several times a year

Check on your greys anatomy watchers we aren’t okay

McSteamy 🕊️

Iran: *throws gay and trans people off buildings, suppresses women, literally is against every single component of the modern liberal party, building weapons, spreading their ideology across Europe* Trump: “I think I’ll put a stop to this” Liberals: “That’s ILLEGAL!!!”

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

i can’t hop up out the bed and turn my swag on because im like the most tired i’ve ever been in my life

i barely go on instagram cause everybody’s life just seems too perfect. i come on here cause y’all are lunatics

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