Hi. Uncle Euron is back.

Dragons are fighting. He'll just sit and watch.

No way. He's staying.

Bed? So the show's over?

He's fucking disappointed.

Sits. Smokes weed.

Pokes 𝖙𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐧. “Little Theon!”

Dragons? I want a dragon.

Please. Just one.

I'm sure they won't. I’ll be a good dad to them.

Can't they have another dad?

Do I look like a snack, Dany?

Jaime!

What? I didn't do anything...yet.

Illegal. x.com/BlemishAureum/…

I would send all the kids to the Wall. Stark, Lannister, all of them.

Very well then, marry your sister! I'll go for the Dragon babe. x.com/BlemishAureum/…

Invite me to the wedding then, I'll come with Morgy. x.com/BlemishAureum/…

Because it will be fucking boring without me. And don't invite Freys. Those cunts ruin every party. x.com/BlemishAureum/…

Fuck no. I'll bring good stuff. Your father is friends with old Walder, am I wrong? x.com/BlemishAureum/…