If you call me 💕chick a dee💕 I’m fucking blocking you.

STILL UNDEFEATED 😼 For the first time since Bear Bryant was its coach in 1950, Kentucky Football is 6-0.

Beth dutton the baddest bitch on the block ya hear me

There’s a fine line between 21 and 25 but hang out with a bunch of 21 year olds when you’re 25 after 9pm on a Thursday and I promise you’ll be real aware of that fucking line lmaooo

Me at the New Years party when I remember Betty White died today.

You think you know somebody

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Different year same shit obvi

Kentucky defensive line needs work

Tiffany jeffcoat is the most beautiful human I’ve ever seen in my entire life

Imagine your entire personality is solely hinged to politics and nothing else. Just a soggy politic heavy breather walking around

So happy for him but will miss seeing him on the field

Why do people, specifically my geriatric great aunts disregard my dogs gender completely when I call her a QUEEN in my caption, yet comment “why is he….” Well first of all he is a SHE, so 😩

I love when people comment on a People article on Facebook about a celeb… “so this is breaking news! Omg we still have Covid! Our priorities are messed up” Margaret you’re in the wrong chat dumbass

Stop painting your f’n cabinets Ursula seafoam green you farmhouse freaks 😭

The question at hand is why people think I’m approachable enough to message on fb for their “growing business” knowing full well they be selling red aspen or some tea that’ll make you shit your guts out

My toxic trait is having The Louvre tastes with a ranch style home budget

I really just give up at this point

I’m ready for football season

I love when people burn stuff they already paid for… the CEO of carhartt is probably f’n his wife on a bed of money and you contributed Kyle. But go burn your 100 dollar coat bro