Alexus Dezarn (@maddenalexus) 's Twitter Profile
Alexus Dezarn

@maddenalexus

should probably be in therapy but I use twitter instead

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calendar_today20-02-2019 03:37:08

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There’s a fine line between 21 and 25 but hang out with a bunch of 21 year olds when you’re 25 after 9pm on a Thursday and I promise you’ll be real aware of that fucking line lmaooo

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Imagine your entire personality is solely hinged to politics and nothing else. Just a soggy politic heavy breather walking around

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Why do people, specifically my geriatric great aunts disregard my dogs gender completely when I call her a QUEEN in my caption, yet comment ā€œwhy is he….ā€ Well first of all he is a SHE, so 😩

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I love when people comment on a People article on Facebook about a celeb… ā€œso this is breaking news! Omg we still have Covid! Our priorities are messed upā€ Margaret you’re in the wrong chat dumbass

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The question at hand is why people think I’m approachable enough to message on fb for their ā€œgrowing businessā€ knowing full well they be selling red aspen or some tea that’ll make you shit your guts out

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I love when people burn stuff they already paid for… the CEO of carhartt is probably f’n his wife on a bed of money and you contributed Kyle. But go burn your 100 dollar coat bro