3rd anniv dinner @ home: salmon, roasted homegrown potatoes, BLT salad & sauteed zucchini, followed by mirto liqueur from our honeymoon.

#tbt to ULTRA LATE 80s/EARLY 90s STEPH. Seriously. Acid wash jean shorts, tucked in t-shirt, crimped… instagram.com/p/65JovlLe9q/

That time we crammed 30 people just into our little living room (not counting the rest of the house)… instagram.com/p/74GcZPrewr/

I've now officially been finger banged by fingerbangportland with these glitter ombre nails. A cold… instagram.com/p/7755naLe24/

.Neil deGrasse Tyson Thanks for the welcome. And now we've got water on Mars! Do you think they check passports at the border? Asking for a friend.

This has been a year punctuated by loss. We had the misfortune of losing too many loved ones in… instagram.com/p/-mz67rrewF/

Ebb and Flow madamvonsassypants.wordpress.com/2015/11/27/ebb…

Favorite thing when watching any British show or movie from the past 15 years: identifying actors from Harry Potter or Game of Thrones.

We had a surprise guest at our screenings of The Hateful Eight in #70mm tonight: director #QuentinTarantino himself!

"Jason pressed Jed against a rack of "Birds of Oregon" books; his breath was sweet with jerky. Somewhere, an egret cried" #bundyeroticfanfic

Our baby training regimen is strict and brutal. Getting them #gainz with this 20 pounder. instagram.com/p/BAQ2v6PLe9q/

Olympic #weightlifting and coffee. I'm every fear-mongering person's favorite #pregnant person.… instagram.com/p/BBdDBrYLe_4/

Who says you can't bring a little #bitchpleasefierce to 30 weeks? #werq instagram.com/p/BDHiBFNre5C/

Pro tip: if you want to make your bust look smaller, just be at least 33 weeks pregnant.… instagram.com/p/BEH7H1vLe06/

And here's a tiny critter! #babydorbs #snugbug instagram.com/p/BGgEo40re5v/

Snoozin' with mini me. #flawless #snoranor #sgtgrumbles instagram.com/p/BGwyHkjre9x/

Having a bad day? This little #monster is here for you. #kayne #babybjorn… instagram.com/p/BHDtThJBUX2/

Letters to Eleanor: 5 1/2 Weeks madamvonsassypants.wordpress.com/2016/06/28/let…

Summer nights in the garden. #pnw #pdx #volunteersunflowers #beanstalks instagram.com/p/BHtfMHFBb_B/

Because everyone needs a good summer Sunday afternoon nap. #buggles #dishtoweldreams #angelface… instagram.com/p/BJHF_1EhnVN/