Word has reached me that a tarot card reader has taken up residence within the walls of Skyhold. I have no interest in fake magic.

Hello darlings and welcome to another edition of #WhyWouldYouWearThat. Today - The Inquisition foot soldier armour.>

<*sighs* Where do I even start? Let's start with the tailoring, it looks like somebody removed the quilt from their bed and tied it around>

<them using a random strip of fabric that was left over from their last creation. Seriously it is as well fitted as a Qunari breastplate on>

<a dalish elf. Secondly what is with the bits of rope tied around the shoulders? Rope is for tying ships to dock and adventurous bedroom>

< activites not for accessorising an outfit. Thirdly let us talk about the random, hideously shaped pieces of metal that adorn the chest>

<and arms, normally extra protection would be advisable but with an outfit this hideous your enemies will be so blinded that they won't>

< be able to land a hit on you in the first place. Finally let's admire the colour and pattern of the fabric that succeeds remarkably at>

< making the wearer look like a trout and having the brain of a trout would be the only explanation for wearing an outfit so horrendous.>

< And so I have to ask #WhyWouldYouWearThat. Thank you for listening darlings, tune in again soon for more fashion faux pas!

Remember the 7 deadly sins darlings: 1. Being rude 2. Being boring 3. Plaidweave 4. Plaidweave 5. Plaidweave 6. Plaidweave 7. Plaidweave

Words are precious which is why i say so few but listen keenly to those spoken by others.

@fadelurker You know nothing demon.

@fadelurker Oh, give it a rest.

I like my wine like I like my humour. Dry.

Have a Happy Christmas everybody. And to our tranquil friends have a Christmas.

Remember children; if you're not part of the circle then you're a square.

To be hated is to be remembered.

I do apologise for being away for so long my darlings. After all to be relevant is to be present and Thedas is a rather large place.

When you play the Grand Game the more people you love, the more weaknesses you have for competitors to exploit.