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Vivienne

@madamevivienne

I never worry, darling. A leash can be pulled from either end.

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calendar_today08-01-2015 17:31:32

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Word has reached me that a tarot card reader has taken up residence within the walls of Skyhold. I have no interest in fake magic.

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<*sighs* Where do I even start? Let's start with the tailoring, it looks like somebody removed the quilt from their bed and tied it around>

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<them using a random strip of fabric that was left over from their last creation. Seriously it is as well fitted as a Qunari breastplate on>

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<a dalish elf. Secondly what is with the bits of rope tied around the shoulders? Rope is for tying ships to dock and adventurous bedroom>

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< activites not for accessorising an outfit. Thirdly let us talk about the random, hideously shaped pieces of metal that adorn the chest>

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<and arms, normally extra protection would be advisable but with an outfit this hideous your enemies will be so blinded that they won't>

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< be able to land a hit on you in the first place. Finally let's admire the colour and pattern of the fabric that succeeds remarkably at>

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< making the wearer look like a trout and having the brain of a trout would be the only explanation for wearing an outfit so horrendous.>

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< And so I have to ask #WhyWouldYouWearThat. Thank you for listening darlings, tune in again soon for more fashion faux pas!

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Remember the 7 deadly sins darlings: 1. Being rude 2. Being boring 3. Plaidweave 4. Plaidweave 5. Plaidweave 6. Plaidweave 7. Plaidweave

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I do apologise for being away for so long my darlings. After all to be relevant is to be present and Thedas is a rather large place.