❝Ah.~ my favorite storyteller, leave it to you to be the first fresh face I run into. I hope you've been well since we've last met...? No king troubles?❞

❝You finished your homework, deary?❞

❝Good boy, and where is the kitten you've been toting around with you? You best be taking care of it.❞ This will never EVER end―

❝Give him lots of cuddles for me, will you? I left some tuna steaks in the fridge if he gets hungry. You're a big boy, so you can fend for yourself. 💋 Don't forget the dishes.❞

𝐈𝐈𝐈. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐂𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐕𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐮𝐞

*he left a cocktail of "Cereza"(his own rendition of "Mysterious Destiny") given he heard today is his acquaintance Bayonetta's birthday today, in case she's probably in Purgatorio or whatnot. Happy Birthday, Bayonetta(𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓦𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓭 𝓦𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓥𝓲𝓰𝓻𝓲𝓭).*

❝I'm not here for the candles, but a slice of cake and a bubble bath may do me just fine.❞

𝐀 𝐖𝐨𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐢𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐚

❝A word from the wise, 𝓝𝓞 𝓞𝓝𝓔 likes an ass kisser.❞

❝Why does there need to be context? It's something that needs to be stated. Do you need to know everything, or are we just trying to pry our noses where they do not need to be?❞

❝If I needed an informant, I'd pluck Enzo right from his children during Sunday service and had a little chat. Being nosey is never good for business. Ever.❞

❝Oooo.~ How cheeky.❞

🍒: Every time I'm feeling down and need something to feel better. I listen to this, crack tf up, and go on. 😭 Man's had something to prove.💀

//so um yeah block @/amicitia_jagger . for one he only interacts with female muses and is SUPER. weird with them (over licking/over touching) he says no lewd dispite liking lewd stuff. he @'s people without permission and never stops till you mf block him. +

🍒: I'm alive.