Macy Lane (@macy_goins) 's Twitter Profile
Macy Lane

@macy_goins

Don’t take me seriously unless I say so.

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Reagan Rainey (@reagandwalker) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just read something that said “think of the person you love most in the world. Why do you love them? I bet it has nothing to do with their body” and I just feel like it’s something everyone needs to hear

WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

We only rate dogs. This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10

We only rate dogs. This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy. Please only send dogs. Thank you... 14/10
Macy Lane (@macy_goins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Do I really require white noise to sleep, or am I just drowning out the call light on repeat in my head?? Asking for a friend

Macy Lane (@macy_goins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I was at the stop light with my windows down when I heard “AYEE SHAWTY get in here and get you some pizza!!!” I’ve never wanted Little Caesar’s pizza more in my life.

Kyle Ayers (@kyleayers) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it

Did you know if you get your foot stung by a stingray they make you sit shamefully on the beach with your foot in a sack that says stingray and has stingrays on it
Macy Lane (@macy_goins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I just remembered that one time, Collin went to pick up Fritzi from the groomers and she looked so different from when he dropped her off that he had to snatchat me a pic of her to make sure it was the right dog before he took her home 🥲

WeRateDogs (@dog_rates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Really guys? We only rate dogs. This is a Fluffy Flower Mouse. One of the largest we’ve ever seen. Please send in dogs only. Thank you… 13/10

Really guys? We only rate dogs. This is a Fluffy Flower Mouse. One of the largest we’ve ever seen. Please send in dogs only. Thank you… 13/10