Last year I had a cup of coffee & an honest conversation about my storefront home. I hope it sheds some light on how we do Strawdog Theatre & at the very least you can listen to my pirate mouth for 40 minutes.

There is nothing more delightful than watching someone take a selfie on a crowded train. #stopmakingthatface #youlookridiculous

I just ate my weight in burrata. You're jealous. I get it. #spaccanapoli

Dear Lincoln Park High Schoolers, if you're going to travel with weed, double bag it. ... In fact triple bag it if it's that skunk dope. #amatuers

This woman is Dope.

The Monsters are Due on Maple Street. ... Rod Serling read us so hard, y'all. #thefollyofman #TheTwilightZone #bestof #forrealtho

My go-to Me Time programs include Living Single & Agatha Christie's Poirot. #gettoknowme #livingsingle #queenlatifah #herculepoirot #heroes

Oh, that glorious moment when you discover your fly is down! Happy Wednesday, Chicago. My MeUndies are green today. You're welcome.

To the pick up truck with the 3 cat mansions strapped into the bed, I hope making that light was worth nearly killing me. #pedestrianlyfe #catlovers #seriouslyfuckyoutho

It is too early to deal with the number of men wearing Axe body spray on this train. #DoBetter #PreCoffeeBitchin

There is no better way to start a Friday than to request a young man sitting large move his bag so you can cozy up next to him. #commuterlyfe #SharingIsCaring #FuckThePatriarchy #BrownLine #Chicago

Amazing person alert!!! Love is love. Happy Pride, y'all!!! #loveislove #PrideMonth

To the man who just checked me with his shopping cart in the melee of Sunday afternoon at Mariano's, Maybe take your newborn baby out of it first? Oh, and Happy Father's Day. #fatheroftheyear

Trump and Pence are winning the fight to block patients from getting necessary care at Planned Parenthood health centers. I just gave to Planned Parenthood Action to help keep these predators out of OUR BODIES. Right now, all gifts are being MATCHED: #IStandWithPP weareplannedparenthoodaction.org/onlineactions/…!

Someone just got on my train smelling of breakfast foods. ... If I eat them like they're pancakes & sausage, would any jury convict me? #MoralStruggle #WhatWouldRonSwansonDo

Stan Lee told us they were real. #Superheroes

I'm for people taking care of their teeth, especially straightening them if they choose. But can we agree you don't apply your mouth guards on the train? #yourhandsaredirty #isyourvanityworthaninfection

I have found my spirit animal. #ILoveMagic #IAmAPrimate #HowdHeDoThat

To all the dudes who need a sleeve on their double-insulated coffee cup in 20-degree Chicago...

m - Why does a person stand in line around the block at an ammo shop during a pandemic?? JHR - Because they have to defend all the toilet paper they bought. #coronajokes #lockdown