Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Joline Jourdain. #NewYorkerCartoons

my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

fighting the urge to text someone that doesn’t care abt me anymore

‘Heated Rivalry’ stars Hudson Williams & Connor Storrie have been chosen as official torchbearers of the 2026 Winter Olympics.

Our pookies have arrived at the cottage. 🥺❤️ Milano Cortina 2026 #Olympics #HeatedRivalry #HudsonWilliams #ConnorStorrie

do NOT call or text for at least 6 business days

i often wonder why i ever even open facebook, but then i see walker county’s reaction to the half time show and i’m reminded

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticized everything

oh i need it YESTERDAY

i wanna say something rn but i really should not

everyone get back with your ex right now!!!!

let’s fall in love again and do it right this time

There is someone we could have 100% cut from the special to make time for at least one more song but let me be quiet

I look for you everywhere WandaVision…. sometimes you feel so near

oh……. decided to be sober and have suddenly accomplished more in the last month than i have in the last three years….

i love a heated rivalry