Hit the ground running in Q2

girl how is this at the top of your list

no wonder i had such a good time omg

“u changed fr” bro we were 13

'Imma just wake up early and do it then'

white people dont even say shit like 'awesomesauce' anymore they just talk about killing themselves

This picture would have broken tumblr

The thing about shower sex is someone is always cold

Walking a dog is just thinking about the Pythagorean theorem on repeat until I die

Quickbooks marketing Slack channel must be wildin’ after catching this stray in the FTX congressional hearing:

“They used Quickbooks! A multibillion dollar company using Quickbooks! Nothing against Quickbooks. A very nice tool, but not for a billion dollar company.'

The stages of eating an edible

hey can i come over and be weird at your house

Today I told a man I’m PMS’ing pretty bad and he said, “haven’t you been getting your period every month for 10 years”

nathan Me on the way to his crib with my spendanight bag.

I want a baby so we can do things together

Ngl they really ate w the Pythagorean theorem. Every time I’m running late I just think “the shortest distance between two points is a straight line” and cut across the grass bc that’s the hypotenuse

My feed rn? Society is on the brink of collapse