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I will not be surprised at all if the Titans injure Daniel Jones this weekend.

That Kaprizov contract is... WILD

We’re going to destroy the planet for a technology whose progress is measured by fake videos of The Fresh Prince eating spaghetti.

one of the best headline/image combos I’ve ever seen

Colts defense is looking like a Bengals defense today

With Kwity Paye having a decent game, it'd be a pretty good time to trade him.

The Colts are going to have to drop Jonathan Taylor into coverage at this point.

medieval walnuts were huge

Perbatrator is okay for Perbix, I guess. I feel like we're overthinking this thing, though. Low hanging fruit is right there.

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