I’ve wanted him to perform at a SB half time for as long as I’ve been a football fan but last night proved to me that he is bigger than the Super Bowl

My own life

😂

Me when a bad bitch tells me “No that’s not true what the fuck are you talking about”

I can’t stop watching this. You can see the exact moment he realized he was genuinely on some bullshit

“Opinion” “Objectively”

Has this ever not been hilarious

I miss Tyler Huntley and Zack Moss

How has this not been deleted yet.

BRO THATS HIS LITERAL SON

“Hockey will never work in Utah.” #TusksUp

What can you even say about this

Legion Hoops Witness King James fuckass reporters, laugh harder when the king makes a joke

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If you ever see me tweeting my wife’s vaginal microbiome report, mind your business

Yes. You only understand if you played in the NBA

.Grok how many times did Michael Jordan lead both teams (his Bulls AND their opponent) in a playoff series in both total points and total assists during his entire career?

Wait. MJ did it ZERO times? And LeBron just did it at 41??? So how many times has LeBron done it now?? Grok this is scary because it could potentially mean MJ’s 6 ring argument doesn’t hold up as his own accolade but rather a result of him being on stacked teams. Are u sure?

She could stand to lose some weight

Literally cancelling as a 6 year member cuz of this dork ass tweet. WHOOP glad you’re gonna be forced to be competitive, sry your CEO is an insecure goofball