yayyyy

I got the I’m good at sex autism not the I’m good at math autism

When they respond with better sarcasm instead of being offended

“girl” has no gender, i literally call my dad girl. don’t pmo

i really don’t know what it is about jordan and i but we somehow find a way to rub every single girl the wrong way

my face when i see someone watching videos at max volume

wish i could turn into this whenever a man tells me to smile

LMAO me af

CURRENT WEATHER

quite possibly the gag of the century

TIKTOK TIKTOK TIKTOK-

scrolling twitter because tiktok is gone but every tweet is about tiktok

"We can be friends despite having different political views." No actually, here is why we can't.

CACKLING.

gonna start sending this pic before i say the most hateful thing i can think of

spring need to stop putting the tip in bro give it to me

if a candidate in the next election says they’ll fix all pot holes they automatically get my vote