been waiting six years to post this, but it is officially the summer of 19 you + me.

The first time I noticed Derrick Henry’s hair, I thought it was a massive turd hanging out of his helmet.

Cyber Monday deals, but on apartments/rental properties.

Shane told me I needed to brush my teeth because my breath was rank and if that’s not true love idk what is

ah yes the classic nickname, Joel “do-a-180” Embiid.

Company IG story just referred to pets as “pawleages” instead of colleagues and that is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

I’m sorry, but no matter how long this quarantine ends up being, I will not resort to filming myself doing those stupid tik tok dances to fill my time.

what she said 😞

If anybody needs a good pad Thai how-to!!!

I can only imagine that going back to work after the stay at home order ends will be like the first day of school after summer break. I think I’m gonna need a new outfit.

Carole is just parole spelled with a ‘C’.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS. Most of the people running or walking in my neighborhood have never run or walked in my neighborhood until they were ordered to stay home. GET BACK INSIDE. STOP IT.

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men that don’t want to wear a mask: the government can’t tell me what to do with my body! literally every woman:

Does anyone have recommendations for good to-do list apps? I am currently pulling tasks from MPP files and typing them in a word doc and I can’t keep living my life this way. HELP

The only good thing coming out of that debate will be the memes

Anyone else watching the Creighton mom yell without her mask on? Just me? Ok well this is what she looked like. #kubball

people that get hacked by the ray bans spammer are clowns. (it’s me, I’m people)

OMG !!!!!!!!!!! OMG !!!!!!! 🥲🥲🥲 I’m not crying .. you are 🥹🥹 !! ROCK CHALK ! 💙❤️

What a great day to be a Jayhawk ☺️