This has me losing it in the back of this Uber right now

Don’t thumbs up my text just say you fucking hate me

If you go out far enough from home you can sneak in a quick cry sesh in the Uber on your way home

Never felt more like a basic white girl until i caught myself walking around target carrying a candle while drinking Starbucks and i said “let’s go look at face masks”

Gunna tell my kids this was Edward Cullen & Bella Swan #TheBachelor #TheBachelorABC

"enjoy it!!!!! these are the best years of your life" this.... is the best!??!!?!? 😭

Everyone needs a friend like this

there’s a silly goose in all of us. now spread ur wings and fly

“How are you doing?” Me:

I almost cried at The Hills today, I’m so over myself

i miss being drunk and eating my mcdonald’s with my eyes closed

I just wanna know what boy thought it was a good idea to take a mirror selfie in the TJ Maxx dressing room and use that on their bumble dating profile

I keep going to target to buy a candle and end up spending $60 on random shit and no candle

Should i be offended my hairdresser didn’t ask to feature my freshly dyed hair on her Instagram?

me every 20 minutes

I love espresso martinis 🥲🏆

My job can be pretty stressful but I’ve never seen anyone more stressed than the contestants on the Great British Baking Show

therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” it’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient